I am Lucius Malfoy. I have two parents and no siblings, though I am required to mention the existence of my cousin Narcissa.
I doubt I would mind her so much if there was not an arranged marriage waiting for me after graduation. Of course this is not a complain as it is only proper to keep the blood line pure, and it was my parents' choice.
I attend Hogwarts School Witchcraft of Wizardry and am a Slytherin. Thus, as can be now told, a member of the best house. No, I do not like you and I do -not- want to be your friend.
Now, why don't you go chew on a slug and stop tainting this with your presence?